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Liza’s Poem

So, my lovely wife, Liza, responded to my last post with her own version of This Is Just To Say.  I liked it so much, I thought it deserved it’s own post.  Of course I couldn’t resist leaving my own reply.

Liza’s Poem

This is just to say
forgive me for yelling at you
for singing over the contestants
during American Idol.

It was stupid
It was ridiculous
and I’m sorry.

It’s just you were really
frustrating me and
you know it’s my favorite show!

My Reply

I know
I may
Not sing
That Well

But who
Can Resist
Neil Diamond
I certainly can’t

So when
The song
Overtakes me
Just Go with it

Don’t hate
The Playa
Hate
The Game

Besides
We both know
That American Idol
Kinda sucks

This Is Just To Say

There’s a lot to write about, but I’ll save it in order to make room for something light and fun.

Last week’s (radio) episode of This American Life was entitled “Mistakes Were Made.” Basically it was about people who apologize without really apologizing at all. For those of you unfamiliar with TAL (you can check the podcast out on iTunes), basically what they do is choose a theme and then tell stories that are somehow about that theme.

So, in this particular episode, host Ira Glass began by reading an aplogy sent by Congressman Geoff Davis (R-KY) to Presidential candidate and Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) after the former made remarks in a press conference recently about the latter saying, “that boy doesn’t need to have his finger on the button.” In the letter, Congressman Davis seems to be sincerely apologetic, and though it’s a formal lettter, wants to clearly and personally convey this to Senator Obama. After reading the letter, Glass contrasted it with recent “apologies” given by Senator Obama and his rival for the Democratic nomination, Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) ,concerning statements about supposedly bitter Americans clinging to guns and religion and incorrect reccollections about supposed sniper fire, respectively.

After walking his audience through this brief but timely introduction, Glass then introduced the two acts of the program. Act One was the majority of the show and was primarily about the early days of Cryonics. It was devestating, heartbreaking, and extremely interesting all at the same time. Act Two was much shorter by comparison, but is the one that really struck me.

This act was about a poem entitled This Is Just To Say by William Carlos Williams. The text of this poem is below:

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

I won’t do a lot of literary analysis here, but you can probalby see rather easily how this poem fit in with the theme of the show. Evidently, elementary school teachers use this poem regularly to help teach poetry to their students and often have them write a version of their own. In fact, a lot of people do this. If you google “this is just to say parody,” you can find all kinds of them. In fact, TAL had many of it regular contributers offer some of their own.

Well, this sounded great to me. I’m always on the lookout for writing exercises that are really different from what I’m used to and that can help challenge my creative impulses (and, if I’m honest, procrastinate working on what I need to be doing). So, I decided to give it a shot and share it with you. Below you’ll find some of my own variations. Enjoy!

——————–

This is Just to Say

1.
Today
Is the day
I said I
Would have it done

Of course
It’s not
Surprise
Surprise!

But it
Will be
Soon
I promise

2.
I told
Your secret
To everyone
Oops

I guess
That means
I can’t
Be trusted

But what
You don’t know
Can’t
Hurt you

3.
“I love you”
Meant “I want you”
“Trust me”
Meant “Take me”

But you know
What they say
“It takes two
To tango”

So why
Do you
Ignore
Me now

4.
I’m not
What you want
I’m not
What I could be

So?
You just
Need to
Get over it

How can I
Be anything
Other than
Me

5.
I didn’t
Do it
‘Cause I didn’t
Want to

It is
Really
Just that
Simple

Why not
Just
Accept
It

6.
I deleted
Your show
So I could
TiVo mine

I just
Couldn’t
Live
Without it

Yours was
Pretty
Crappy
Anyway

Plus they’ll
Probably
Rerun it
Again soon

7.
I know
I told you
I would
Have it done

But you
Know me well
How I like
To put things off

So you
Should have known
It would be
A little late

8.
We’ve made
A few deals
In our
Time together

If you
Do this
Then I’ll
Do that

Of course
I fail
Even though
You don’t

But that’s
To be
Expected
Right?

9.
I am
The one
Who swiped
Your change

I was
Thirsty
And bought
A Coke

This was
Not the
First time
Either

Sorry
But I
Couldn’t
Resist

10.
I know
I’ve been
Distant
And rude

But you
Have been
Driving me
Crazy

So selfish
So needy
So passive
Aggressive

You can’t
Really blame
Me then
Can you

But I’m
Sorry
If I hurt
Your feelings

You really
Shouldn’t
Be so
Sensitive

——————–

Now, why don’t you give it a shot?

A Request

I’m working on something that might seem a bit narcissistic.  However, I’d like your help (yes, you… I’m talking to you).  I’m looking for simple, one-sentence statements of how people would describe me.  So, if you wouldn’t mind contributing, just leave it in the comments of this post.  It doesn’t have to be profound or really witty or even positive for that matter.  Just whatever you want to say.

Thanks.

Absurdity

So, we’re making this video where, for about two seconds, Taylor appears as a devil dressed as a Samurai. Ridiculous, I know. It’s supposed to be. It’s supposed to be funny. So, hopefully we’ll get the humor right. If not, it may turn out to be one of those “why didn’t you tell me” videos.

I wanted to put a picture up of what Taylor looked like (I thought it was pretty cool; kudos to Travis, Hannah and Erin for making it happen), but it disturbed me a little bit. So, I made one that might make it a little happier.

Enjoy.

How Do You Feel?

Don’t know if you guys have ever seen this thing, but it’s pretty awesome. Click on the graphic below, and you’ll see what I mean. Just be prepared to be engrossed for a while.

Don’t Get Jealous…

…of these two sexy guys.

kinsleytaylor.jpg

Back in Black (and White and Grey and Red)

So, obviously I’m starting a blog again. I really think this one will stick. It’s been a long time coming because I’ve had this ridiculous, self-imposed rule that I would launch my website first. I’m close to actually doing that, though it’s not finished yet. But here I am anyway.

But you probably don’t know that since I haven’t event told anyone that this blog is here.

At any rate, I’ve called this Enigmatic Meanderings. I was trying to come up with a cool blog name and finally realized that was just pointless for me. So, I just picked a random one. But now I’m worried people will think it’s a serious name. Isn’t that stupid? How can someone so insecure about their blog name actually keep a true blog? I don’t know.

So, if you’ve found this, congrats!

I’m sure I’ll advertise soon anyway.

Holla!

Randomness

So, this weekend had some fun times.

1.  Saw Feast friday night.  For those of you who don’t know this is the Project Greenlight horror flick.  It was supposed to be released last December but wasn’t for whatever reason.  In the meantime it’s been making the rounds on the festival circuit.  Now it is being released in a series of midnight showings before being released on DVD in just a few weeks.  Normally, that would be a huge warning sign that a film sucks.  But this is a horror film.  Even the worst ones get some sort of theatrical run.  What they’re doing instead, is trying to capitalize on the audience that exists for the film, i.e. those who watched it get made on PG and who are fascinated by the director, John Gulager.  I’m a horror fan and thought it was great.  It was scary and funny and clever and, believe it or not, somewhat unpredictable.  I liked it.  You probably won’t, but that’s cool too.  Your life will be fine without it.

2.  Went to the Greek Festival Saturday night.  Greek fests are great fun.  The food was really and good and there’s always a bunch of people just kickin’ it and enjoying being around each other.  One of the parents of one of Liza’s students gave here a ticket.  So we went, and it was cool.  When we arrived we were in line behind some local teens and one had a Student Life shirt on.  She turned around.  We made eye contact.  And she said, “Chris?  Right?.”  How weird is that?

3.  Cleaned out the garage on Saturday.  This was much needed for simple organizational purposes but also because ever since we discovered the snake in there (if you haven’t heard that story, be sure to ask) Liza has been unwilling to park inside it until it was clean.  In doing so we discovered two little field mice, much to Liza’s chagrin.  I have now laid traps but have been unable to catch them.  I don’t know if this is good or bad.  Are they gone and I’m trying to catch nothing?  Or are they still there and too smart for me?  I’d much rather catch them than always wonder.

4.  Saw Jesus Camp at the Sidewalk Moving Picture Festival on Sunday.  You may have heard of it.  The trailer’s been bouncing around and people like David Crowder have mentioned it on their blog.  There are a number of things I could say about it, but I’m working on writing something up to hopefully publish. I’ll link you to it if that happens.  If not, then I’ll post it here.  It was a good, well-made documentary.  To me, it was much more terrifying than Feast.

5.  If you’re not watching this…

you should be.

Wednesday August 2, 2006

I know that I have needed to update.  However, that has proved difficult.  We were at Ridgecrest last week, and they block Xanga for adult/mature content.  They also block Beeson Divinity School’s website for cult/occult content.

Then we were traveling.  All the way from North Carolina to California.  Liza and I were in truck world.  I was stubborn and wanted to drive the whole way myself, which I did.  This proved to not be the wisest decision I’ve ever made.  We spend a total of 42 hours in the trucks.  Stops were quick and infrequent.  Saturday was a 22 hour day.

And then the itnernet here has been weird.  But here I am.

I’m ready to come home.

Things have been good and cool and all, but I thought I would be much further along on some things than I currently am.  This is proving to be frustrating and discouraging.

Basically, I’m ready to get back to work.

See you soon.

A Few Different Things

ONE:  Saw James Taylor in concert last night at the BJCC Concert Hall.  It was his “One Man Band” tour, which is a misnomer because he had a piano player with him.  The show was really good but pretty low key.  If you weren’t a James Taylor fan you might find it a bit boring.  He had this screen and would click through pictures and stuff, talk about one of his songs and then play it.  It was pretty great.  The acoustics in the concert hall are great and so is James Taylor.  You could close your eyes and swear you were listening to a recording.  He sounds that good, even like he did when he recorded some of those songs almost forty years ago.  My only complaint was that some people in the audience wouldn’t leave him alone.  They kept yelling at him, trying to shake his hand and have him autograph stuff.  Evidently he’s a pretty nice guy because he would indulge most of them.  It was his birthday, so I guess he was in a good mood.

TWO:  I’m having second thoughts about this Regents University thing.  Surprise, surprise.  What got me initially is when I received the information packet, opened to the first page entitled “A Message from the Chancellor” and saw Pat Robertson staring back at me.  Yes.  That Pat Robertson.  Pat “America-Should-Assassinate-Venezuelan-President-Hugo-Chavez” Robertson.  Also, it’s pretty expensive.  I don’t know what I should do.  I think I’m going to check into this online course offered through UCLA.  I don’t think they advocate anyone’s assassination.  Except maybe Pat Robertson’s.

THREE:  For a few different reasons I feel the need to defend/clarify/explain myself a bit in relation to some things I’ve thought, said, discussed, or posted here.  This has pretty much grown out of that stupid theological quiz I took that many of you have now taken and some things I’ve read on other sites.  Mainly, what I want to address are my comments on truth and knowing it along with the priority I have been placing on asking questions (though certainly not as an end in and of themselves; answers are obviously needed).  I don’t believe I’ve been able to articulate these things well so I will try to do so now.

I consider myself somewhat educated.  I have two degrees in religious studies, have been a Christian for around nineteen years.  I read the Bible, pray, study, etc.  I know what I believe and why I believe it.  This is not only important but Biblically mandated.  Peter writes the following in the fifteenth verse of the third chapter of his first epistle: “…but in your hearts regard Christ the Lord as holy, always being prepared to make a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that that is in you.”  I just don’t consider the best defense to be a strong offense, to play off a common sports phrase.  Please, don’t ever misinterpret what I do or say as being weak in my faith or theology or playing the relativistic game of “you’re okay; I’m okay; let’s all be okay together.” 

Though I know what I believe and why I believe it.  I can also tell you that I have been wrong before and certainly leave room that I may be wrong about some things right now.  I just may not know it yet.  But how can this happen?  I’ve got the Bible, God’s Word, the source of Truth.  Yeah.  But I mistook it.  I’ve never been able to articulate this.  Actually, I still can’t.  However, I found someone who can and has.

I’m reading a book my Dad sent me by a guy named Jack Deere.  Deere is a former professor at Dallas Theological Seminary.  He realized some things he was wrong about as well.  He explains this by how much we are influenced by are various traditions, whether we want to admit it or not.  Traditions of family, church, denomination, school, region, culture, etc.  The following is a quote of his:

    “…when our belief systems move beyond the basic fundamentals of the faith (the deity of Jesus, justification by faith, the substitutionary atonement of Jesus, and so on) to things that aren’t as fundamental (the mode of baptism, the manner of taking the Lord’s supper, or a particular view of the millennium) we are much more dependent on tradition than we realize.  In these cases, [J.I.] Packer offers sound advice, ‘What we must do, rather, is acknowledge that we are full of tradition, good or bad, to a much greater extent than we realize, and must learn to ask by the light of Scripture critical questions about what we have thus far taken for granted.’
   
Some, however, fail to acknowledge the significance of tradition and other factors in our environments for determining or shaping our views.  Edward Gross asks why there are so many interpretations.  His answer is that ‘there are two simple reasons why there are so many interpretations; the lack of comprehensive study and the lack of following the simple rules of hermeneutics (the science of biblical interpretation).’
    Next, he cites three hermeneutical rules summarized by Charles Hodge to the effect that Scripture is to be interpreted in its grammatical historical sense, Scripture must interpret Scripture and cannot contradict itself, and the guidance of the Holy Spirit must be sought to interpret Scripture.  Gross concludes that ‘employing these rules will assist us in determining the true sense of Scripture.  If Christians would constantly unite a thorough investigation with these simple rules, differences of interpretation would practically disappear.’
    I am sure there are others who sincerely believe with Gross that lack of study and hermeneutical differences can account for contemporary theological diversity.  However, I do not think there are very many skilled theologians or knowledgeable interpreters of Scripture who would agree with Gross.
    When I was at Dallas Seminary, everyone on the faculty that I knew would agree with the three hermeneutical rules summarized by Hodge, and we all believed in comprehensive study of the Word.  Nonetheless, we differed significantly with the reformed theological position that Gross quotes throughout his book.  Did we dispensationalists not study the Scriptures as comprehensively as the Reformed theologians with whom we disagreed?  Were we inconsistent in our application of the three hermeneutical principles?  The obvious truth is that a lack of comprehensive study of the Scriptures and dissimilar hermeneutical principles cannot account for the vast majority of modern theological differences.” (Surprised by the Power of the Spirit, pp. 53-54; emphasis mine)


Ask questions.  Pray and search Scripture for answers.  Come to conclusions.  Believe.  But be prepared to be wrong sometimes.  After that the question is how do you respond and move on.  With pride and arrogance?  With shame and guilt?  Or with joy in the newfound knowledge of the Truth granted to you by the grace of Jesus Christ?  I know how I’m always trying to respond.

Emergent/postmodern has such a stigma, and rightfully so.  Many of their leaders, though I believe they mean well, act pretty irresponsibly.  So, it peeves me to be labeled that on that stupid quiz.  But, who cares really?  If you remember from earlier posts, I hate labels.  One way, though, that I do identify with my brother, Brian McLaren, is that I hope to have a generous orthodoxy.

And if you do have it all figured out and are completely right about everything, my hats off to you.  You’re a better man/woman/person than I.  May God grant you the humility necessary to pass your knowledge on to others, myself included.

FOUR:  Time Bandits rules!

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