A Request

I'm working on something that might seem a bit narcissistic.  However, I'd like your help (yes, you... I'm talking to you).  I'm looking for simple, one-sentence statements of how people would describe me.  So, if you wouldn't mind contributing, just leave it in the comments of this post.  It doesn't have to be profound or really witty or even positive for that matter.  Just whatever you want to say. Thanks.

Friends, RandomChris Kinsley